Random Cruelty

I know, I know, but I really have no where else to put it. So, as Certain Groups are so fond of saying, if you don't like it, don't look at it. Hm. That might count as getting started with the cruelty early. Never mind. On with the show:

Near as I can figure, non-ironic use of the phrase "cultural appropriation" is a long-winded way to say, "punch my teeth."

Ever notice how many women are always on about their Inner Goddess, but blanch visibly if a man invokes his Inner God? The faintest whiff of thought is very instructive as to why this happens. Not that men do that generally, unless they have a wicked sense of humor and want to put the lie to things. What? Don't you know? You don't have an inner goddess, cupcake. Closest you've got is a Jungian goddess/queen archetype that you are, childishly, too identified with to make proper use of. You are merely mortal, and you do not deserve worship; nor would you actually enjoy it for long. Oh, your orgasm doesn't deserve worship, either. Don't be pathetic.

I would be embarrassed to go to a comedian as a news source. Ever. How intellectually bankrupt do you have to be to do that?

It must suck to be a mainstream reporter right now. So many really juicy stories, and you could revel in it and maybe score a Pulitzer - if only they had a different villain!

If I've said it before, I'm sorry, but it is brought to my attention every single day: Inconsistency may not be an absolute indicator of evil, but evil cannot exist without it. The self-deceptive inconsistency that is cognitive dissonance might be its most common source and scaffold.

Stipulated: If you are a woman who, for self-righteous harhars, promotes or spreads the video of those idiots simulating birth pains, you are an asshole. There is no arguing out of it, only apologizing, and that is almost certainly against your religion.

Neither Magic Mike movie featured "dad bods." How odd. Where is their body acceptance message?