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There's nothing like thinly-veiled threats to motivate someone. However, it might be motivating them toward actions you might not prefer.

Here's a new definition to head off a growing problem:
hashtag v. To whack someone in the nuts with a back-handed flicking motion.
hashtag n. The act or event of hashtagging.

Don't wear sunglasses while playing poker. It shows a pathetic lack of confidence in your ability to control your eyes, which is probably justified. Considering how the game works, it should probably be considered cheating. It should definitely be considered weak and worthy of ridicule.